Never Mind The Absolute Mindless Bollocks

for any inconvenience caused, but this site is currently under heavy construction. (i.e. the bloke who does this blog cant be arsed to make any proper posts at the moment)

Posts will start again once the writer of this notes F*****G exams are done and dusted.

Thank you for visiting the site, but if for some pathetic reason you cannot cope without reading any of the blogs new posts than we at NMTAMB suggest that you take to sucking your thumb, or your knob (if you can), or simply just end it all and jump into the river off of the bridge with a pair of dumbells tied to your ankles while gagged. GO ON, I DARE YOU.